Wise words from a 3-year-old

Via Anne's Facebook feed:

2/10/13
I hand Theo a Spanish olive. He chews it thoughtfully. Me: "do you like it?" Theo: "I really do! It tastes a little bit like soap."

2/9/13
Me to Theo, on a particularly grungy, tangled morning, "come on, little hippie." Theo: "why you say that, Mama? Is it because I love to say hip hip hooray?"

2/3/13
Theo just brought me his rock collection to "make me feel better for putting all that toe-let paper in the toe-let."

1/24/13
Theo finally has an imaginary person. But not an imaginary friend, an imaginary "teacher you can't see, who is magic."

1/10/13
Filling out poster for Theo's science kit. "what is your name?"
"Theo."
"what is your full name?"
"Theo Hartman.com."


1/8/13
Theo, narrating his play: "Santa steps out of a bin of toys, takes a nut, and uses it to play the guitar."